And the Winner Is...Really??

Wow.

That isn't a good 'wow', by the way. It's more of a 'I'm-really-hearing-what-I-think-I'm-hearing-wow.' I have three major problems with this: Firstly, as much as I enjoyed the Hannah Montana movie, and, sure, Climb is a good song, it hardly screams 'Serious recording artist', does it? It barely whispers it. Secondly, Joe actually achieved the impossible by being out-sung by Miley Cyrus - at least when she sung it there was some emotion in the words. And finally, couldn't anybody point out that the song was clearly written for a female? Listen to the words, dude, it couldn't be any more of a girls song!



How did Joe end up winning, anyway? Although this was a year of slim-pickings if you ask me. The idea of him being marketed as some crooner is just...laughable . Heartthrob?  Please. Joe doesn't even cause a light pitter-patter. 

X-Factor Week 3

If there's any justice in the world, Danyl - with a 'Y' - Johnson will be going home this week on X-Factor. What's with that guy? I never thought it was possible for a person to love themselves so much! His voice, I don't hear anything special about, but that isn't what bugs me - it's the fact he's so self-involved and the tendency he has to go so OTT with a song it's been beaten into the ground by the time he has - finally - ended. Just sing the song and get off the stage!

If there was a line to call to vote people out I'd be using it. I hate his phoniness, his arrogance, the way he waves and pretends to be humble and do you know what I hate more than that? The way the judges keep telling him he's amazing as though God himself has just landed on the stage!

It's a complete injustice that Miss Frank were voted out over him, I couldn't believe it. The Twins can stay, I don't care, just get. Him. Out!

As for Rachel, wassup with her? I guess she figured people didn't like her personality when she was in the bottom two the first two weeks so decided to come back this week as an 'Oh-my-God' girl straight out of Clueless. But, Rachel, we liked you throughout Boot camp, we really liked you in Dubai - it's this person who's turned up for the live Saturday shows that we don't like. If you want votes, just be yourself, not this other person that you think is preferable.