You Say it Best...

 "It's like...I mean...I'm not...I think...maybe...people like...just wrong...I don't care! The fans...HI CHRIS!!...I-i-in those terms...like...so passionate...*bangs forehead*... get to kill wolves!... *bangs forehead harder* ...hunt...y-y-you're not...I guess...HAPPY BIRTHDAY!...let's say...the circumstance...it's...ARR-SUM!...you know...just... morons...it's... a bit...WHOOOOP! ...fine line... get a f*ckin' life...!*thumbs up*"

Hollywood Improv

Robsten...Kribert...Pattwart...Stewinson?

Which name do you think?...I vote Pattwart.

Life Imitating Art...

Anyone else watch the MTV awards and think that Kristen was the perfect person to play Bella? I know I did...once the laughter had subsided...

Rule no.1: If you get nervous easily, place your hands firmly by your side, away from any objects that are fragile or haven't previously been glued into place.

Rule no.2: If you failed to act in accordance with rule number 1, and as a result, managed to knock/drop a surrounding object, don't run after it! Play it off - preferably with a joke - to minimise humiliation.

Rule no.3: Last, but definitely not least, if you've already committed all the above mistakes, there's no point hiding from them, so, whatever you do, don't attempt to run afterwards - you've already embarrassed yourself, so there isn't much point.