This is England

Reasons England just may not win today:
David Beckham off to side"The jet-lag, the foreign manager, the foreign Coach, the pitch, the referee, the jet-lag, the fans cheering loudly distracted us, the fans didn't cheer loud enough to show their support, the heat - wait, no, we said that - the goal-keeper, it was in South Africa, not enough sun-block, we didn't like our kit, trainers were too tight,  it's a Wednesday, other teams are in the tournament, the jet-lag..."

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